He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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