Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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