you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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