How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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