atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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