brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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