In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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