I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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