Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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