its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my shit smells like andre
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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