I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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