well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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