we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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