I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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