I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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