i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
