He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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