i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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