Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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