I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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