how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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i need some magic done to my vagina
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.