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(602): View more from Arizona

how was that guy you hooked up with?

(415): View more from California

i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

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(303): View more from Colorado

am i morally bankrupt?

(970): View more from Colorado

no. its just the recession

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(951): View more from California

I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

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(404): View more from Georgia

My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i need some magic done to my vagina

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(914): View more from New York

Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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