This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You dont lie about slip and slides
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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