I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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