She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you traded sex for a burrito?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
