we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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