I'm drive I can fine osifer
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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