seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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