quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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