And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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