and next time when you feel me up, do it right
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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