I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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