some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
only if we run a train.
done.
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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