I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He did a backflip because drugs
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