Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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