Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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