Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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