So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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