i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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