hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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