YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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