I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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