Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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