She said her name was "party"
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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