some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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