Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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