He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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