New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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