Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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