Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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