Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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