How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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