Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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