He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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