Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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