Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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