he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It was confusing and full of hummus
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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