i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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