i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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